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    la mexicana @aide_aydeh The older I get, the more I realize what a great job my parents did raising me because some of these people are just...wow
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    When you eat a 4 course meal and then someone asks if you'd like some cake
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    i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
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    BURN THESE MEMES The Golalblanc Girls
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    Ellie @KawaiiZealot HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy 12:17 AM - 12/6/22 Twitter for Android . 800
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    Can we get SEROTONIN My brain: We have SEROTONIN The ? SEROTONIN at home. at home: Cortisol CH,OH H₁₂C HO LOH H₂C
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    JT 000 @Jtaylor0_3 *tapping the menu at the hospital for the criminally insane* "I'll have the lobotomy that gives you swag please doctor" vio @64bitvio. 1d this is my favorite lobotomy before and after picture ever i would get one if i saw this on the news Before After
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    Elisabeth. @YourMomsucksTho I bet the guy who named the Sperm Whale wasn't allowed to name things. anymore after that
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    When you're lvl. 1 and have to wear any armor you can get BoggoNews
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    I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until she apologizes
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    BRADFORD PEAR TREES WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE
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    When you skip game tutorials
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    Hi! We're the Shinsuki's! We remodeled this bathroom Summer 1995 If you're reading this, that means you're remodeling the bathroom again. What's wrong with the way we ?? did it way, we
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    Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because I can't afford to fix them. 6:38 AM Dec 18, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 33 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 451 Likes 000
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    America Americans Americans America
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    "Hope this email finds you well" How the email found me: Juano
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    my next piercing!!!
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    I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs iry Drea straight line arrival
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    Cassidy @Tweets_McGee_.14m Me: My brain is bonking a lot lately. Therapist: Can you explain how "bonking" feels? Me: Remember Windows 98 and the error sound? That's bonking. I am the bonk. 27 ↑
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    animals are so crazy because why is your mom only 1 year older than you 8:59 AM 2022-05-31 Twitter for iPhone 2,262 Retweets 257 Quote Tweets 18.4K Likes
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    If I received a dollar for every time someone pronounced my name wrong
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    Cheezburger Image 10425992448
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    Every morning when I realize I'm still alive [Screaming Begins Again]
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    weaver-z Follow It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him. weaver-z Follow Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600
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    discodeerdiary Follow Dealing with auditory processing disorder LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?" NEUTRAL: "what did you say?" CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person. said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
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    slicedblackolives Follow Nov 15 "stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist❞ my god they paywalled human connection big-edies-sun-hat Follow Nov 16 "If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share
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    Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov. 5h Fine. You're not invited La Doctora @VoxDocVoxDei · Feb 17 I think Kiribati just gave up when it came time to name cities. London Paris Polandb • Banana Kiribati 20 1419 2.5K ili 102K 1
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    My teacher hand draws/writes memes and jokes every day. Give it up for Mr. Barlow! Deep Thought of the Day What normal people see... What Colorblind people see...
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    Keifer @DannyVegito do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style? VALUE SIZE NOC -- Walgreens Compare to the active ingredient in Advil Caplets" Ibuprofen TABLETS USP, 200 mg/ PAIN RELIEVER FEVER REDUCER (NSAID) 500 SAPLETS ("capsule-shaped tablets) ACTUAL SE NOC 0904-6747-80 MAJOR SEE NEW WARNINGS Ibuprofen Tablets, 200mg PAIN RELIEVER FEVER REDUCER (NSAID) PAREADVIL E TO the active 1000 COATED TABLETS Actual Sov Ag 8:19 PM 3/7/24 From Earth - 4.7M Views 8.9K Reposts 2.8K Quotes
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    I miss clubbing in the 90's
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    my cat has weaponized his training against me Help like actually. i've been doing the re-association training with scratching with my cat basically since i first got him 6 or 7 months ago. he'll scratch the couch, i pick him up, place him at his scratcher, he scratches, he gets rewarded. EVERY website i've read on how to appropriately train a cat to stop this behaviour says to do this. for a month or so it worked and he didn't touch the couch, until recently. here's where it's gone wrong: he kno
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